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Hear the music.</description><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Theodore Marshall</itunes:name><itunes:email>timelybeaver@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="http://www.timelybeaver.com/email/itunes.jpg" /><url>http://www.timelybeaver.com/email/itunes.jpg</url><category>Music</category><itunes:category text="Music"> <itunes:category text="Alternative &amp; Punk" /></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><item><title>Timely Beaver Music News #001</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ttbNews/001/ttbNews001.mov</link><description>We're back! Bringing you a tasty mix of CD reviews including the Black Keys, Moe and the Raconteurs. Pepper in upcoming concerts like Buckethead, NoFX, Warped Tour, Supersuckers with Reverend Horton Heat, the Queers, and Mates of State to taste. Top it all off with a new music video by Neutron Dawn. Now that's a spicey meatball.</description><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 20:10 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/ttbNews/001/ttbNews001.mov" length="30397752" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ttbNews/001/ttbNews001.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back! Bringing you a tasty mix of CD reviews including the Black Keys, Moe and the Raconteurs. Pepper in upcoming concerts like Buckethead, NoFX, Warped Tour, Supersuckers with Reverend Horton Heat, the Queers, and Mates of State to taste. Top it all off with a new music video by Neutron Dawn. Now that's a spicey meatball.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We're back! Bringing you a tasty mix of CD reviews including the Black Keys, Moe and the Raconteurs. Pepper in upcoming concerts like Buckethead, NoFX, Warped Tour, Supersuckers with Reverend Horton Heat, the Queers, and Mates of State to taste. Top it all off with a new music video by Neutron Dawn. Now that's a spicey meatball.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:10:38</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall, chris heltne, dave silvestri, mike summers, podcast, ipod, vidcast, nofx, raconteurs, black keys, moe, buckethead, that 1 guy, queers, warped tour, mates of state, reverend horton heat, supersuckers, music, mov, cd, video</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Timely Beaver Reunion</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/reunion.mov</link><description>We are ringing in the New Year with a beaver reunion!!! We havemusic videos, movie reviews, cd reviews and a special surfing report. Sit back,crack a cold one, and enjoy the show!</description><pubDate>Sun, 6 January 2008 18:09:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/reunion.mov" length="45472527" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/reunion.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are ringing in the New Year with a beaver reunion!!! We havemusic videos, movie reviews, cd reviews and a special surfing report. Sit back,crack a cold one, and enjoy the show!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We are ringing in the New Year with a beaver reunion!!! We havemusic videos, movie reviews, cd reviews and a special surfing report. Sit back,crack a cold one, and enjoy the show!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:22:04</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall, chris heltne, dave silvestri, mike summers, music, movies, reviews, cd, videos, jams, i am legend, no country for old men, jimmy eat world, old, men, country, legend, jimmy, eat, world, surfing, surf</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>One Minute Wonders</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070606.mp3</link><description>Music by: NO USE FOR A NAME; GOOD RIDDANCE; NOFX; LAGWAGON; SUM 41; OPERATION IVY; SWINGIN' UTTERS; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. One Minute Wonders on this 2nd Anniversary Grande Finale Spectacular. We take a look back at the mystical origins of the Timely Beaver. Then look forward to our independent musical aspirations and concerts we want to see this summer. Plus, forthcoming CD's everyone should grab if they have the cash. "Give me a beer because that's a wrap!"</description><pubDate>Wed, 06 June 2007 02:30 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070606.mp3" length="24442039" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070606.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: NO USE FOR A NAME; GOOD RIDDANCE; NOFX; LAGWAGON; SUM 41; OPERATION IVY; SWINGIN' UTTERS; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. One Minute Wonders on this 2nd Anniversary Grande Finale Spectacular. We take a look back at the mystical origins of the Timely Beaver. Then look forward to our independent musical aspirations and concerts we want to see this summer. Plus, forthcoming CD's everyone should grab if they have the cash. "Give me a beer because that's a wrap!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: NO USE FOR A NAME; GOOD RIDDANCE; NOFX; LAGWAGON; SUM 41; OPERATION IVY; SWINGIN' UTTERS; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. One Minute Wonders on this 2nd Anniversary Grande Finale Spectacular. We take a look back at the mystical origins of the Timely Beaver. Then look forward to our independent musical aspirations and concerts we want to see this summer. Plus, forthcoming CD's everyone should grab if they have the cash. "Give me a beer because that's a wrap!"</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:26</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall mike summers dave silvestri no use for a name good riddance nofx lagwagon sum 41 operation ivy swingin utters me first gimme gimmes one minute wonders grande finale second anniversary specatcular 2nd timely beaver white stripes bad religion musical aspirations concerts summer cd beer wrap shows punk band music mp3 itunes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Flashback 1990's</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070507.mp3</link><description>Music by: JAWBREAKER; STRUNG OUT; SCREW 32; BETTY'S LOVE CHILD. Reporting from Amadan's CD release party for their new album 'Pacifica'. We review the new album along with new music from Mates of State and Bright Eyes. Plus, the premier of Dave's custom bass, concert picks, and a CD giveaway.</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 10:30 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070507.mp3" length="20831728" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070507.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: JAWBREAKER; STRUNG OUT; SCREW 32; BETTY'S LOVE CHILD. Reporting from Amadan's CD release party for their new album 'Pacifica'. We review the new album along with new music from Mates of State and Bright Eyes. Plus, the premier of Dave's custom bass, concert picks, and a CD giveaway.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: JAWBREAKER; STRUNG OUT; SCREW 32; BETTY'S LOVE CHILD. Reporting from Amadan's CD release party for their new album 'Pacifica'. We review the new album along with new music from Mates of State and Bright Eyes. Plus, the premier of Dave's custom bass, concert picks, and a CD giveaway.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:21:40</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall mike summers dave silvestri jawbreaker strung out screw 32 bettys love child 1990 flashback amadan mates of state bright eyes concert prize contest winner shows punk band music mp3 itunes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Yummy, Yummy, Punk Rock Girls!!!</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070403.mp3</link><description>Music by: GO BETTY GO; THE DISTILLERS; SODA; THE MUFFS. Yummy, yummy, punk rock girls!!!! Watch out guys! Take a seat a prepare for tales from drunk Dan's birthday at Mcmenamins. Special prize inside: this months contest winner and sick shows.</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 March 2007 22:12:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070403.mp3" length="15600981" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070403.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: GO BETTY GO; THE DISTILLERS; SODA; THE MUFFS. Yummy, yummy, punk rock girls!!!! Watch out guys! Take a seat a prepare for tales from drunk Dan's birthday at Mcmenamins. Special prize inside: this months contest winner and sick shows.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: GO BETTY GO; THE DISTILLERS; SODA; THE MUFFS. Yummy, yummy, punk rock girls!!!! Watch out guys! Take a seat a prepare for tales from drunk Dan's birthday at Mcmenamins. Special prize inside: this months contest winner and sick shows.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:16:13</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall mike summers go betty distillers soda muffs yummy girls punk dan birthday mcmenamins prize contest winner sick shows ass punk band music mp3 itunes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Irish Drinkin Songs</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070308.mp3</link><description>Music by: DROPKICK MURPHYS; AMADAN; THE REAL MCKENZIES; THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Bring those bag pipes and whistles for this St Pattys Day party. We have with us our good buddy Dave. Who brings us tales of lore from Italy, along with a signed gift for all beaver believers. Support your local musicians and see some kick ass spring concerts.</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 March 2007 22:12:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070308.mp3" length="21878741" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070308.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: DROPKICK MURPHYS; AMADAN; THE REAL MCKENZIES; THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Bring those bag pipes and whistles for this St Pattys Day party. We have with us our good buddy Dave. Who brings us tales of lore from Italy, along with a signed gift for all beaver believers. Support your local musicians and see some kick ass spring concerts.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: DROPKICK MURPHYS; AMADAN; THE REAL MCKENZIES; THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Bring those bag pipes and whistles for this St Pattys Day party. We have with us our good buddy Dave. Who brings us tales of lore from Italy, along with a signed gift for all beaver believers. Support your local musicians and see some kick ass spring concerts.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:22:46</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall dave silvestri dropkick murphy murphys amadan real mckenzies bloody irish boys drink gift signed italy beaver believer believers musicians concerts spring kick ass punk band music mp3 itunes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Love Songs for the Retarded</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070206.mp3</link><description>Music by: THE QUEERS; MR. T EXPERIENCE; SCREECHING WEASEL; VENDETTA RED. Sweet Mona Lisa's Valentine! This month we travel to Europe in search of beer, awesome food, and a shit-ton of art. Dave is traveling to Italy and looking for your Italian tips. While Mike just returned from Amsterdam and Paris. PS -I love the Dutch!</description><pubDate>Mon, 05 February 2007 18:25:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070206.mp3" length="18446866" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070206.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: THE QUEERS; MR. T EXPERIENCE; SCREECHING WEASEL; VENDETTA RED. Sweet Mona Lisa's Valentine! This month we travel to Europe in search of beer, awesome food, and a shit-ton of art. Dave is traveling to Italy and looking for your Italian tips. While Mike just returned from Amsterdam and Paris. PS -I love the Dutch!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: THE QUEERS; MR. T EXPERIENCE; SCREECHING WEASEL; VENDETTA RED. Sweet Mona Lisa's Valentine! This month we travel to Europe in search of beer, awesome food, and a shit-ton of art. Dave is traveling to Italy and looking for your Italian tips. While Mike just returned from Amsterdam and Paris. PS -I love the Dutch!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:19:11</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall dave silvestri mike summers queers mr t experience screeching weasel vendetta red europe italy amsterdam paris dutch punk band music mp3 itunes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Snow Day</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/snowday.mov</link><description>When bored, play in snow!</description><pubDate>Sun, 21 January 2007 21:14:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/snowday.mov" length="8638769" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/snowday.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When bored, play in snow!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>When bored, play in snow!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:03:49</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall, emily blankenbaker, snow, man, men, building, play, throw, balls, frosty, winter, cold</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Countdown</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070103.mp3</link><description>Music by: ANTI-FLAG; CIGAR; NADA SURF. Did you get tube socks too? We converse on the holidays, presents, and James Browns legacy. So check out our concert recommendations then grab your axe and rock!</description><pubDate>Wed, 03 January 2007 18:25:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070103.mp3" length="14424410" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb070103.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: ANTI-FLAG; CIGAR; NADA SURF. Did you get tube socks too? We converse on the holidays, presents, and James Browns legacy. So check out our concert recommendations then grab your axe and rock!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: ANTI-FLAG; CIGAR; NADA SURF. Did you get tube socks too? We converse on the holidays, presents, and James Browns legacy. So check out our concert recommendations then grab your axe and rock!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:15:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall dave silvestri mike summers anti flag nada surg cigar new year christmas holiday punk band music mp3 itunes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Happy New Year Jam</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061227.mp3</link><description>Happy New Year!!! Get your punk on with a Timely Beaver Classic Jam.</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 December 2006 03:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061227.mp3" length="5270078" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061227.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy New Year!!! Get your punk on with a Timely Beaver Classic Jam.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Happy New Year!!! Get your punk on with a Timely Beaver Classic Jam.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:05:29</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall timely beaver jam 20</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>A Punk Christmas</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061204.mp3</link><description>Music by: THE VANDALS; AMERICAN HEARTBREAK; THE RAMONES; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. Oi to the world. Every boy and every girl, check out DragonForce on the ballot for best metal band 2006. Plus, Mike gets a new drum set and we discuss our road trip to Las Vegas. It's a Punk Christmas after all.</description><pubDate>Mon, 04 December 2006 10:10:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061204.mp3" length="17898039" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061204.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: THE VANDALS; AMERICAN HEARTBREAK; THE RAMONES; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. Oi to the world. Every boy and every girl, check out DragonForce on the ballot for best metal band 2006. Plus, Mike gets a new drum set and we discuss our road trip to Las Vegas. It's a Punk Christmas after all.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: THE VANDALS; AMERICAN HEARTBREAK; THE RAMONES; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. Oi to the world. Every boy and every girl, check out DragonForce on the ballot for best metal band 2006. Plus, Mike gets a new drum set and we discuss our road trip to Las Vegas. It's a Punk Christmas after all.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:37</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall dave silvestri mike summers vandals american heartbreak ramones me first gimme gimmes dragon force las vegas metal band music mp3 punk christmas</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Oregon Punk Band Demos</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061106.mp3</link><description>Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; STANDARD ISSUE; PELLET GUN; 2 BUCKS SHORT. On tap, we bring you demo from Oregon punk bands. A recap from our recent San Francisco adventure and running drunk through a corn maize. Try our secret guitar tap method or Boss Tone Radio will super-size your wicked guitar skills.</description><pubDate>Mon, 06 November 2006 04:20:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061106.mp3" length="22817367" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061106.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; STANDARD ISSUE; PELLET GUN; 2 BUCKS SHORT. On tap, we bring you demo from Oregon punk bands. A recap from our recent San Francisco adventure and running drunk through a corn maize. Try our secret guitar tap method or Boss Tone Radio will super-size your wicked guitar skills.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; STANDARD ISSUE; PELLET GUN; 2 BUCKS SHORT. On tap, we bring you demo from Oregon punk bands. A recap from our recent San Francisco adventure and running drunk through a corn maize. Try our secret guitar tap method or Boss Tone Radio will super-size your wicked guitar skills.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:23:45</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall dave silvestri blackout radio standard issue pellet gun 2 bucks short demos oregon punk bands san francisco adventures drunk corn maize guitar tap method boss tone radio</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Halloween</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061009.mp3</link><description>Music by: MISFITS; THE GHASTLY ONES; AFI. Stand back and make room for the five strings of fury, as Dave prepares for his custom bass. Plus, Mike reports from the Dropkick Murphy's concert. Beer and fists in the air!</description><pubDate>Mon, 09 October 2006 19:14:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061009.mp3" length="17787195" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb061009.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: MISFITS; THE GHASTLY ONES; AFI. Stand back and make room for the five strings of fury, as Dave prepares for his custom bass. Plus, Mike reports from the Dropkick Murphy's concert. Beer and fists in the air!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: MISFITS; THE GHASTLY ONES; AFI. Stand back and make room for the five strings of fury, as Dave prepares for his custom bass. Plus, Mike reports from the Dropkick Murphy's concert. Beer and fists in the air!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:35</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall dave silvestri mike summers afi misfits ghastly ones dropkick murphys concert news reviews silversun pickups halloween beer fists</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Timely Beaver TV</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/TimelyBeaverTV.mov</link><description>Willy the Beaver is back. Cozy up to these long tails of pop rock adultery, taxi cab confessions, and fuzzy wet cocktails. Na, nah, nah... na, naaaahhhh.</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 September 2006 19:14:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/TimelyBeaverTV.mov" length="11010292" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/TimelyBeaverTV.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Willy the Beaver is back. Cozy up to these long tails of pop rock adultery, taxi cab confessions, and fuzzy wet cocktails. Na, nah, nah... na, naaaahhhh.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Willy the Beaver is back. Cozy up to these long tails of pop rock adultery, taxi cab confessions, and fuzzy wet cocktails. Na, nah, nah... na, naaaahhhh.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:04:45</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted marshall, dave silvestri, mike summers, emily blankenbaker, beaver, adultery, taxi cab, confessions, fuzzy, wet, cocktails, barbie, Tiki Bar, Channel Frederator, absolute, massage</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Breakin Down the Doors</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060909.mp3</link><description>Music by: THE LIVING END; EVE 6; THE DIVORCE. Rub the titties. These Labor Day stories are off the wall. Groove on the Ry Kihn Band. Now with a splash of music news.</description><pubDate>Sat, 09 September 2006 17:45:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060909.mp3" length="21060699" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060909.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: THE LIVING END; EVE 6; THE DIVORCE. Rub the titties. These Labor Day stories are off the wall. Groove on the Ry Kihn Band. Now with a splash of music news.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: THE LIVING END; EVE 6; THE DIVORCE. Rub the titties. These Labor Day stories are off the wall. Groove on the Ry Kihn Band. Now with a splash of music news.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:21:55</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted dave mike living end eve 6 divorce tour news music labor day titties tit tits Ry Kihn Band</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Flight Plan</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060806.mp3</link><description>Music by: THE KINDRED; SWINGIN UTTERS; GOOD RIDDANCE. Traveling long distances in a single bound, we have special guests in studio visiting from California, China, and Seattle. After flying in the Northwest always eat at McMenamins.</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 August 2006 17:53:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060806.mp3" length="8966225" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060806.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: THE KINDRED; SWINGIN UTTERS; GOOD RIDDANCE. Traveling long distances in a single bound, we have special guests in studio visiting from California, China, and Seattle. After flying in the Northwest always eat at McMenamins.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: THE KINDRED; SWINGIN UTTERS; GOOD RIDDANCE. Traveling long distances in a single bound, we have special guests in studio visiting from California, China, and Seattle. After flying in the Northwest always eat at McMenamins.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:14:54</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted dave louise aaron matt emily china seattle portland hillsboro kindred swingin utters good riddance mcmenamins</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Preparations Begin</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/movies/movieMagic.mov</link><description>A glimpse at what's coming.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 July 2006 13:55:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/movies/movieMagic.mov" length="1355804" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/movies/movieMagic.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A glimpse at what's coming.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A glimpse at what's coming.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:00:36</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>preparations begin beaver mike ted wiley movie writing barbie ken puppets</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>That Oregon Natural Stuff</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060709.mp3</link><description>Music by: BAD RELIGION; NOFX; BRIGHT EYES. Recap of the holiday and the amazing World Cup action. Go Italy! I mean, Brazil! Then hop a wave on over to Hawaii Surf Session Report.</description><pubDate>Sun, 09 July 2006 18:12:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060709.mp3" length="11283220" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060709.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: BAD RELIGION; NOFX; BRIGHT EYES. Recap of the holiday and the amazing World Cup action. Go Italy! I mean, Brazil! Then hop a wave on over to Hawaii Surf Session Report.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: BAD RELIGION; NOFX; BRIGHT EYES. Recap of the holiday and the amazing World Cup action. Go Italy! I mean, Brazil! Then hop a wave on over to Hawaii Surf Session Report.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:46</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted dave world cup italy brazil hawaii surf session report bad religion nofx bright eyes</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Show Killer</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060606.mp3</link><description>Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; LETTER'S BURNING; NEUTRON DAWN. In studio we have Annette, adding her wisdom about weddings mishaps with doggy doo, surfing, and must see summer concerts.</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 June 2006 02:40:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060606.mp3" length="15695582" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060606.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; LETTER'S BURNING; NEUTRON DAWN. In studio we have Annette, adding her wisdom about weddings mishaps with doggy doo, surfing, and must see summer concerts.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; LETTER'S BURNING; NEUTRON DAWN. In studio we have Annette, adding her wisdom about weddings mishaps with doggy doo, surfing, and must see summer concerts.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:26:06</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted annette dave beaver one year letters burning neutron dawn blackout radio</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>May Day Video</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/mayday06.mov</link><description>Let the Reggae music flow through the hills. A short video from the May Day Celebrations in Scio, Oregon.</description><pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 12:40:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/mayday06.mov" length="3466820" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/ipod/mayday06.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Let the Reggae music flow through the hills. A short video from the May Day Celebrations in Scio, Oregon</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Let the Reggae music flow through the hills. A short video from the May Day Celebrations in Scio, Oregon</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:29</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>may day reggae music festival oregon scio hippies</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Margarita Adventures</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060503.mp3</link><description>Music by: BRAIN FAILURE; THE KINDRED; RANCID. Margaritas in hand and well saturated with alcohol, we are ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Along with sexy stories from the road.</description><pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 02:32:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060503.mp3" length="14285562" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060503.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: BRAIN FAILURE; THE KINDRED; RANCID. Margaritas in hand and well saturated with alcohol, we are ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Along with sexy stories from the road.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: BRAIN FAILURE; THE KINDRED; RANCID. Margaritas in hand and well saturated with alcohol, we are ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Along with sexy stories from the road.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:23:46</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ted mike dave beaver year finland australia rancid kindred brain failure</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Harpooning the Whales</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060401.mp3</link><description>Music by: THE FAINT; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; CRITERIA. Come all e fuzzy beavers and harpoon this whale. Lets tag this bitch and send her back out to sea. Now that's what I'm talking about.</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 April 2006 01:32:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060401.mp3" length="16725934" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060401.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: THE FAINT; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; CRITERIA. Come all e fuzzy beavers and harpoon this whale. Lets tag this bitch and send her back out to sea. Now that's what I'm talking about.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: THE FAINT; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; CRITERIA. Come all e fuzzy beavers and harpoon this whale. Lets tag this bitch and send her back out to sea. Now that's what I'm talking about.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:45</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>real mckenzie criteria faint mike ted whale harpoon</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Fridged Outer Nebula</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060309.mp3</link><description>Music by: CAGEY HOUSE; SPUTNIK MONROE; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; Dave and Ted. Flying solo here in Space Command from the Fridged Outer Nebula. It's snowing in the living room, boxes everywhere, so let's rock out.</description><pubDate>Wed, 08 March 2006 09:32:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060309.mp3" length="17874343" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060309.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Music by: CAGEY HOUSE; SPUTNIK MONROE; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; Dave and Ted. Flying solo here in Space Command from the Fridged Outer Nebula. It's snowing in the living room, boxes everywhere, so let's rock out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Music by: CAGEY HOUSE; SPUTNIK MONROE; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; Dave and Ted. Flying solo here in Space Command from the Fridged Outer Nebula. It's snowing in the living room, boxes everywhere, so let's rock out.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:29:44</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>box music real mckenzies cagey house dave ted neutron dawn trasmit radio gas light fades sputnik monroe</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Super Bowl Sunday</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060204.mp3</link><description>It's Super Bowl Sunday but I'm listening in on puppy bowl and supermodel superbowl. It shouldn't be this warm in February. To Italy!</description><pubDate>Sun, 05 February 2006 01:32:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060204.mp3" length="12054717" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060204.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's Super Bowl Sunday but I'm listening in on puppy bowl and supermodel superbowl. It shouldn't be this warm in February. To Italy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>It's Super Bowl Sunday but I'm listening in on puppy bowl and supermodel superbowl. It shouldn't be this warm in February. To Italy!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:20:05</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>super bowl update models sex shit fuck what else you want 2006</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Internet Latency Jam</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/2006/iljam.mp3</link><description>Something jamming to ring in February</description><pubDate>Sun, 05 February 2006 01:28:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/2006/iljam.mp3" length="5275146" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/2006/iljam.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Something jamming to ring in February</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Something jamming to ring in February</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:05:29</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>super bowl update models sex jam rock kick ass shit fuck what else you want 2006</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>New Year Jams</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060105.mp3</link><description>Merry New Year and Goodbye to 2005. Listen to some shit that has happened and some good jams.</description><pubDate>Wed, 04 January 2006 21:28:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060105.mp3" length="7877898" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb060105.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Merry New Year and Goodbye to 2005. Listen to some shit that has happened and some good jams.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Merry New Year and Goodbye to 2005. Listen to some shit that has happened and some good jams.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:13:07</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>jams update 2006</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Holiday Video</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/20051221/holiday2.mov</link><description>This Ain't Hallmark. Sorry ahead of time to be so yuppy and not say Happy Holidays.</description><pubDate>Tue, 20 December 2005 22:58:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/20051221/holiday2.mov" length="3332998" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/20051206/20051221/holiday2.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Ain't Hallmark. Sorry ahead of time to be so yuppy and not say Happy Holidays.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This Ain't Hallmark. Sorry ahead of time to be so yuppy and not say Happy Holidays.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:27</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crap</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Good Times Video - The Finale</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/20051206/finale.mov</link><description>Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 December 2005 22:58:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/20051206/finale.mov" length="67894612" type="video/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/pictures/20051206/finale.mov</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Timely Beaver Finale. Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The Timely Beaver Finale. Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:11:42</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely finale strip clubs gambling croon filth movie real world</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Good Times</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051206.mp3</link><description>music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. The Finale! Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. Plus, we will throw in all six Willy the Timely Beaver sketches. Mike and Ted's phone messages along with reasons to croon protest songs. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.</description><pubDate>Tue, 05 December 2005 22:58:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051206.mp3" length="50301525" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051206.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. The Timely Beaver Finale. Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. Plus, we will throw in all six Willy the Timely Beaver sketches. Mike and Ted's phone messages along with reasons to croon protest songs. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. The Timely Beaver Finale. Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. Plus, we will throw in all six Willy the Timely Beaver sketches. Mike and Ted's phone messages along with reasons to croon protest songs. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:23:48</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely finale Rocket City Riot strip clubs gambling croon phone filth movie real world</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Klondike 4 Tonight</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051201.mp3</link><description>music by: DYLAN IN THE MOVIES. Watch this kick-ass Carlton Draught Beer Ad. Have you seen the recent StrongBad Emails or even just the pure lunacy from Homestar Runner. A brief glimpse at the 50th episode of the Beaver and look into Dave's site. Plus, a book on tattoos and piercing's. And I pray Pit Stain Jim is impotent.</description><pubDate>Wed, 30 November 2005 19:40:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051201.mp3" length="23972126" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051201.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: DYLAN IN THE MOVIES. Watch this kick-ass Carlton Draught Beer Ad. Have you seen the recent StrongBad Emails or even just the pure lunacy from Homestar Runner. A brief glimpse at the 50th episode of the Beaver and look into Dave's site. Plus, a book on tattoos and piercing's. And I pray Pit Stain Jim is impotent.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: DYLAN IN THE MOVIES. Watch this kick-ass Carlton Draught Beer Ad. Have you seen the recent StrongBad Emails or even just the pure lunacy from Homestar Runner. A brief glimpse at the 50th episode of the Beaver and look into Dave's site. Plus, a book on tattoos and piercing's. And I pray Pit Stain Jim is impotent.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:39:55</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely Carlton Draught Beer Ad Strongbad Homestar Runner tattoos piercings pit stain jim</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Big Cash Giveaway</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051129.mp3</link><description>music by: NOFX. Dave promises to take me flying next month. Plus, in Anne Bancroft we trust and pay homage. Also, the Alphabet Band Name Game for the bored and a touching message from the blue state prisoner.</description><pubDate>Mon, 28 November 2005 20:41:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051129.mp3" length="19247156" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051129.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: NOFX. Dave promises to take me flying next month. Plus, in Anne Bancroft we trust and pay homage. Also, the Alphabet Band Name Game for the bored and a touching message from the blue state prisoner.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: NOFX. Dave promises to take me flying next month. Plus, in Anne Bancroft we trust and pay homage. Also, the Alphabet Band Name Game for the bored and a touching message from the blue state prisoner.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:32:01</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely anne bancroft nofx blue state prisoner flying</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Tom Turkey</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051123.mp3</link><description>music by: THE BRIGHT SIDE. Give Dave and Chris a round of applause for having survived camping. We, the Shag Beav, are now offically for hire. Rent us both for special combo pricing.</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 November 2005 18:28:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051123.mp3" length="19870500" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051123.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE BRIGHT SIDE. Give Dave and Chris a round of applause for having survived camping. We, the Shag Beav, are now offically for hire. Rent us both for special combo pricing.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE BRIGHT SIDE. Give Dave and Chris a round of applause for having survived camping. We, the Shag Beav, are now offically for hire. Rent us both for special combo pricing.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:03</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely tom turkey bright side chris dave ted</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Tip Your Tail, Give'm Bail</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051121.mp3</link><description>music by: THE MUFFS. Surf report is in and Dave is out catching glances at women in bikini's. A big welcome to Vicki the Volumptous Robot. We can't forget a few inspiring words from the Presidents weeklyradioaddress.com. Finally, Mike will discuss some of his "missed connections." </description><pubDate>Sun, 20 November 2005 22:50:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051121.mp3" length="16722220" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051121.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE MUFFS. Surf report is in and Dave is out catching glances at women in bikini's. A big welcome to Vicki the Volumptous Robot. We can't forget a few inspiring words from the Presidents weeklyradioaddress.com. Finally, Mike will discuss some of his "missed connections."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE MUFFS. Surf report is in and Dave is out catching glances at women in bikini's. A big welcome to Vicki the Volumptous Robot. We can't forget a few inspiring words from the Presidents weeklyradioaddress.com. Finally, Mike will discuss some of his "missed connections."</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:50</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely muffs robot vicki</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Bring the Squeegee Over Here</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051117.mp3</link><description>music by: DESCENDENTS. Monopoly related violence, pornographic pegiunes, and the best goodies from your fav movie collection. Plus, that's right, the Weekly Marina Report. So sit back and pound this lager.</description><pubDate>Wed, 09 November 2005 22:07:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051117.mp3" length="18005912" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051117.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: DESCENDENTS. Monopoly related violence, pornographic pegiunes, and the best goodies from your fav movie collection. Plus, that's right, the Weekly Marina Report. So sit back and pound this lager.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: DESCENDENTS. Monopoly related violence, pornographic pegiunes, and the best goodies from your fav movie collection. Plus, that's right, the Weekly Marina Report. So sit back and pound this lager.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:29:57</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely descendents marina report</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Four Year Beer</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051113.mp3</link><description>music by: 10 SHOT. Dave got rained out. Game off. The Terminator does Meth. God bless Colorado for legalizing possession of sweet-sweet Mary-Jane and Peter Parkers. I heard you exhale!</description><pubDate>Sun, 13 November 2005 20:20:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051113.mp3" length="15299290" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051113.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: 10 SHOT. Dave got rained out. Game off. The Terminator does Meth. God bless Colorado for legalizing possession of sweet-sweet Mary-Jane and Peter Parkers. I heard you exhale!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: 10 SHOT. Dave got rained out. Game off. The Terminator does Meth. God bless Colorado for legalizing possession of sweet-sweet Mary-Jane and Peter Parkers. I heard you exhale!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:29</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely 10 shot colorado possession peter parker</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Call Me. Ding, Ding,,</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051110.mp3</link><description>music by: THE DAMNIT JIMS. Ding, ding, and her ass was fucking money. Open a window because I shut the door and Meg is going off the wall. Gez, my ass has an itch that needs to be soothed.</description><pubDate>Wed, 09 November 2005 22:07:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051110.mp3" length="14050548" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051110.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE DAMNIT JIMS. Ding, ding, and her ass was fucking money. Open a window because I shut the door and Meg is going off the wall. Gez, my ass has an itch that needs to be soothed.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE DAMNIT JIMS. Ding, ding, and her ass was fucking money. Open a window because I shut the door and Meg is going off the wall. Gez, my ass has an itch that needs to be soothed.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:23:24</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely damnit jims ding meg itch surf</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Local Beaver Represenatives</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051108.mp3</link><description>music by: AMERICAN HEARTBREAK. The Representatives review Treehouse of Horror XVI. Also the singing talents of Reese Sweanyo the love spaniard, and a video for the bored. Why do I even bother with these entries? It's not like you really read it. Right. Dam right!</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 November 2005 23:21:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051108.mp3" length="15078000" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051108.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: AMERICAN HEARTBREAK. The Representatives review Treehouse of Horror XVI. Also the singing talents of Reese Sweanyo the love spaniard, and a video for the bored. Why do I even bother with these entries? It's not like you really read it. Right. Dam right!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: AMERICAN HEARTBREAK. The Representatives review Treehouse of Horror XVI. Also the singing talents of Reese Sweanyo the love spaniard, and a video for the bored. Why do I even bother with these entries? It's not like you really read it. Right. Dam right!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:07</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely american heartbreak hell somebody</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Halloween Rehash</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051102.mp3</link><description>music by: SCREECHING WEASEL. Today children we discuss sexcasts and we dig Ms Kitcha. We also talk about hauntings in georgia, the Winchester Mystery House, and Halloween costumes n' hotties. Plus a review of the latest Marina Report and The Ians!</description><pubDate>Wed, 02 November 2005 01:12:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051102.mp3" length="22609659" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051102.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: SCREECHING WEASEL. Today children we discuss sexcasts and we dig Ms Kitcha. We also talk about hauntings in georgia, the Winchester Mystery House, and Halloween costumes n' hotties. Plus a review of the latest Marina Report and The Ians!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: SCREECHING WEASEL. Today children we discuss sexcasts and we dig Ms Kitcha. We also talk about hauntings in georgia, the Winchester Mystery House, and Halloween costumes n' hotties. Plus a review of the latest Marina Report and The Ians!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:39</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely screeching weasel sexcast marina report</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>House of Halloween Horror</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051030.mp3</link><description>music by: THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS. This episode is not for the faint of heart. For today we bring you ghost stories that we have experienced. Don't mess yourself, get out your treat or treat bag, and prepare to be scared.</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 October 2005 13:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051030.mp3" length="25021094" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051030.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS. This episode is not for the faint of heart. For today we bring you ghost stories that we have experienced. Don't mess yourself, get out your treat or treat bag, and prepare to be scared.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS. This episode is not for the faint of heart. For today we bring you ghost stories that we have experienced. Don't mess yourself, get out your treat or treat bag, and prepare to be scared.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:41:40</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely midnight bombers halloween ghost stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>March of the Beavers</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051027.mp3</link><description>music by: PROPAGANDHI. Siskel and Ebert move over, here comes the beaver crew. We will review everything including South Park, public transportation, and your gangsta momma. Now for a three way, you sick fucks.</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 October 2005 23:35:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051027.mp3" length="23097463" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051027.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: PROPAGANDHI. Siskel and Ebert move over, here comes the beaver crew. We will review everything including South Park, public transportation, and your gangsta momma. Now for a three way, you sick fucks.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: PROPAGANDHI. Siskel and Ebert move over, here comes the beaver crew. We will review everything including South Park, public transportation, and your gangsta momma. Now for a three way, you sick fucks.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:38:27</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely propagandhi halloween ghost march pengiuns light rail</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Good Wood</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051025.mp3</link><description>music by: VPR. What better cure for the weekend hangover then ghost stories. We also discuss punk shows from the mid 90's, the rules of Ping-Pong Tennis, and other random acts of Insecure Clones.</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 October 2005 21:05:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051025.mp3" length="13624773" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051025.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: VPR. What better cure for the weekend hangover then ghost stories. We also discuss punk shows from the mid 90's, the rules of Ping-Pong Tennis, and other random acts of Insecure Clones.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: VPR. What better cure for the weekend hangover then ghost stories. We also discuss punk shows from the mid 90's, the rules of Ping-Pong Tennis, and other random acts of Insecure Clones.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:22:40</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely vpr halloween ghost clones insecure</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Orange Keg, Green Goo</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051021.mp3</link><description>music by: ANEMO. Recap of the Halloween party and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cherry Blow Pop? Shiver me timbers with shaving sounds.</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 October 2005 20:42:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051021.mp3" length="22921061" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051021.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: ANEMO. Recap of the Halloween party and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cherry Blow Pop? Shiver me timbers with shaving sounds.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: ANEMO. Recap of the Halloween party and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cherry Blow Pop? Shiver me timbers with shaving sounds.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:38:10</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely anemo costumes halloween ghost story keg orange</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Beaver Bowser</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051019.mp3</link><description>music by: BARELY HI-FI. Why have you cursed by Zelda!?! What was your first game system? Then theirs poetry you sick fucks, ghost stories from the dead, Georgia, what? Dig your sarcastic teeth into this.</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 October 2005 22:10:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051019.mp3" length="16504772" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051019.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: BARELY HI-FI. Why have you cursed by Zelda!?! What was your first game system? Then theirs poetry you sick fucks, ghost stories from the dead, Georgia, what? Dig your sarcastic teeth into this.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: BARELY HI-FI. Why have you cursed by Zelda!?! What was your first game system? Then theirs poetry you sick fucks, ghost stories from the dead, Georgia, what? Dig your sarcastic teeth into this.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:28</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely barely hi fi zelda video games</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Corn and Pumpkins</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051017.mp3</link><description>music by: LORENZO'S MUSIC. Drinking to stay warm in college. What is really new there. Otherwise, pumpkins, Tiki Bar TV and corn mazes along with great ghost stories. Also talk of Silversun Pickups in Halloween costume parties.</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 October 2005 23:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051017.mp3" length="21454769" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051017.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: LORENZO'S MUSIC. Drinking to stay warm in college. What is really new there. Otherwise, pumpkins Tiki Bar TV and corn mazes along with great ghost stories. Also talk of Silversun Pickups in Halloween costume parties.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: LORENZO'S MUSIC. Drinking to stay warm in college. What is really new there. Otherwise, pumpkins Tiki Bar TV and corn mazes along with great ghost stories. Also talk of Silversun Pickups in  Halloween costume parties.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:35:43</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely lorenzos music pumpkins corn mazes podcasts</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Video Killed the Beaver</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051013.mp3</link><description>music by: THE EVIL QUEENS. One more thing. JennyMcCarthy in playboy. Original Lewis and Clark, and Juggs. What else would you expect, a few spooks that roam in the night.</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 October 2005 11:30:00 PST</pubDate> <enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051013.mp3" length="16639777" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051013.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE EVIL QUEENS. One more thing. JennyMcCarthy in playboy. Original Lewis and Clark, and Juggs. What else would you expect, a few spooks that roam in the night.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE EVIL QUEENS. One more thing. JennyMcCarthy in playboy. Original Lewis and Clark, and Juggs. What else would you expect, a few spooks that roam in the night.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:42</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Pet Me Please!!!</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051011.mp3</link><description>music by: UNCROWNED. Lean back, learn spanish, and fuck you. Take a turn on the wheel and find out how lucky you are not to die from ghosts. Plus, learn a little about us through our new segment.</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 October 2005 11:53:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051011.mp3" length="19939890" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051011.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: UNCROWNED. Lean back, learn spanish, and fuck you. Take a turn on the wheel and find out how lucky you are not to die from ghosts. Plus, learn a little about us through our new segment.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: UNCROWNED. Lean back, learn spanish, and fuck you. Take a turn on the wheel and find out how lucky you are not to die from ghosts. Plus, learn a little about us through our new segment.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:12</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely california dave uncrowned spanish pet peeves please</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Meet the F*ckers</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051007.mp3</link><description>music by: SWINGIN' UTTERS. No surf, might have a little turf, but definately have some spook stories. You'll be sure to be slimed and rock the night away.</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 October 2005 02:50:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051007.mp3" length="19244726" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051007.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: SWINGIN' UTTERS. No surf, might have a little turf, but definately have some spook stories. You'll be sure to be slimed and rock the night away.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: SWINGIN' UTTERS. No surf, might have a little turf, but definately have some spook stories. You'll be sure to be slimed and rock the night away.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:32:02</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely chris ghost stories swingin utters california</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Take 01:02:03</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051004.mp3</link><description>"Bring in the Stunt Cock!" music by: THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Third times a charm, if were talking about those two honeys and me. Here in lies the Canada Movie, a story of three days, three takes, and three disasters. Lets's celebrate with Dave's Movie about the supernatural occurance, along with drunk dialing, and a month known as October.</description><pubDate>Sun, 04 October 2005 22:15:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051004.mp3" length="22173687" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb051004.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"Bring in the Stunt Cock!" music by: THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Third times a charm, if were talking about those two honeys and me. Here in lies the Canada Movie, a story of three days, three takes, and three disasters. Lets's celebrate with Dave's Movie about the supernatural occurance, along with drunk dialing, and a month known as October.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>"Bring in the Stunt Cock!" music by: THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Third times a charm, if were talking about those two honeys and me. Here in lies the Canada Movie, a story of three days, three takes, and three disasters. Lets's celebrate with Dave's Movie about the supernatural occurance, along with drunk dialing, and a month known as October.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:36:55</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely dave chris ghost stories canada bloody irish boys</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Maritime Muff</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050929.mp3</link><description>music by: SUCK FOR SYMPATHY. We live and learn here at the Beav. Upcoming plans revieled and the "Canada" movie. Along with a special call-in reporting by Kirk on this Marina. Lookout Scooby! Clones!</description><pubDate>Thu, 29 September 2005 19:06:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050929.mp3" length="16479472" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050929.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: SUCK FOR SYMPATHY. We live and learn here at the Beav. Upcoming plans revieled and the "Canada" movie. Along with a special call-in reporting by Kirk on this Marina. Lookout Scooby! Clones!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: SUCK FOR SYMPATHY. We live and learn here at the Beav. Upcoming plans revieled and the "Canada" movie. Along with a special call-in reporting by Kirk on this Marina. Lookout Scooby! Clones!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:26</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely kirk suck sympathy canada oregon</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Simpsons Trivia 101</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050926.mp3</link><description>music by: MANDA AND THE MARBLES. Sit down and take notes class. After a rough ride Dave pulls out his orange cone hat full of Simpsons knowledge. For he is the Trivia Master. Plus all sort of other dead ends and vaccumm cleaner stories that a person could blow (not suck). </description><pubDate>Mon, 26 September 2005 9:23:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050926.mp3" length="19979618" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050926.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: MANDA AND THE MARBLES. Sit down and take notes class. After a rough ride Dave pulls out his orange cone hat full of Simpsons knowledge. For he is the Trivia Master. Plus all sort of other dead ends and vaccumm cleaner stories that a person could blow (not suck).</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: MANDA AND THE MARBLES. Sit down and take notes class. After a rough ride Dave pulls out his orange cone hat full of Simpsons knowledge. For he is the Trivia Master. Plus all sort of other dead ends and vaccumm cleaner stories that a person could blow (not suck).</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:16</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely manada marbles vaccumm</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Moose and Beaver</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050921.mp3</link><description>music by: CRASH MENAGERIE. Here we go Beaver Believers into good times. Check out Dave's video at timelybeaver.com!!! He joins us but I screw everything up and lose his audio half way through the show. Ahhh shit! Goodies are still inside with "Do Meth and Join the Military" also "Willy Visits Congress".</description><pubDate>Wed, 21 September 2005 10:12:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050921.mp3" length="19604495" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050921.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: CRASH MENAGERIE. Here we go Beaver Believers into good times. Check out Dave's video at timelybeaver.com!!! He joins us but I screw everything up and lose his audio half way through the show. Ahhh shit! Goodies are still inside with "Do Meth and Join the Military" also "Willy Visits Congress".</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: CRASH MENAGERIE. Here we go Beaver Believers into good times. Check out Dave's video at timelybeaver.com!!! He joins us but I screw everything up and lose his audio half way through the show. Ahhh shit! Goodies are still inside with "Do Meth and Join the Military" also "Willy Visits Congress".</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:32:38</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely crash menagerie bulwinkie rookie arcades</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Organic Mud to Build your Dam</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050919.mp3</link><description>music by: DEMERIT 7. Let's talk about some serious shit for a minute. Also, Pit Stain Jim returns with shaving sounds. But honestly, good times from the good ol' days from college. Timely Beaver emails, check out frankwit.com. Sit back, laugh, and watch out for the floaters in the toilet.</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 September 2005 11:30:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050919.mp3" length="22098690" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050919.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: DEMERIT 7. Let's talk about some serious shit for a minute. Also, Pit Stain Jim returns with shaving sounds. Honestly, good times from college and Timely Beaver emails, check out frankwit.com. Sit back, laugh, and watch out for the floaters in the toilet.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: DEMERIT 7. Let's talk about some serious shit for a minute. Also, Pit Stain Jim makes a returns with shaving sounds. But honestly, good times from the good ol' days from college. Timely Beaver emails, check out frankwit.com. Sit back, laugh, and watch out for the floaters in the toilet.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:47</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely frank wit demerit 7</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Will Work For Tail</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050914.mp3</link><description>music by: CAGEY HOUSE. Let's get this party rolling. Let's talk about quitting our jobs. Also flipping your bosses off, Vince Lee, those fucking hoe truck companies and so much more. This is a true test of what the beaver is about. Now lets's give it up for Willy the Timely Beaver.</description><pubDate>Wed, 14 September 2005 11:59:59 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050914.mp3" length="22098690" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050914.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: CAGEY HOUSE. Let's get this party rolling. Let's talk about quitting our jobs. Also flipping your bosses off, Vince Lee, those fucking hoe truck companies and so much more. This is a true test of what the beaver is about. Now lets's give it up for Willy the Timely Beaver.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: CAGEY HOUSE. Let's get this party rolling. Let's talk about quitting our jobs. Also flipping your bosses off, Vince Lee, those fucking hoe truck companies and so much more. This is a true test of what the beaver is about. Now lets's give it up for Willy the Timely Beaver.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:53:32</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely cagey house work tail beaver vince lee mike voice memo minute</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Oh Canada, Ohh Canada</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050911.mp3</link><description>music by: MIT CITY. Watch out for the Canadian Beaver, eh? A great trip recapped while jet lagged and desperately craving some well needed sleep. Travel tips for Peterborough and Niagara Falls, Ontario. Now why do they have so many Haunted Houses in Niagara Falls, eh?</description><pubDate>Sun, 11 September 2005 08:23:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050911.mp3" length="12514893" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050911.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: MIT CITY. Watch out for the Canadian Beaver, eh? A great trip recapped while jet lagged and desperately craving some well needed sleep. Travel tips for Peterborough and Niagara Falls, Ontario. Now why do they have so many Haunted Houses in Niagara Falls, eh?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: MIT CITY. Watch out for the Canadian Beaver, eh? A great trip recapped while jet lagged and desperately craving some well needed sleep. Travel tips for Peterborough and Niagara Falls, Ontario. Now why do they have so many Haunted Houses in Niagara Falls, eh?</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:20:49</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely mit city canada ontario warsaw peterborough niagara falls</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Castrophe Rock</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050903.mp3</link><description>music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. This is a protest about nobody and everbody as always. Please administer your rock antidote for my lows. Admister 'Go Away Goo' in as many samples from behind the counter.</description><pubDate>Sat, 03 September 2005 02:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050903.mp3" length="10699632" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050903.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. This is a protest about nobody and everbody as always. Please administer your rock antidote for my lows. Admister 'Go Away Goo' in as many samples from behind the counter.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. This is a protest about nobody and everbody as always. Please administer your rock antidote for my lows. Admister 'Go Away Goo' in as many samples from behind the counter.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:17:48</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely rocket city riot</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Bus Driver Beaver Lover</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050831.mp3</link><description>music by: CHANCE. Welcome to another great show. This time we have changed stuff around a little. We are giving you more music, timely beaver humor, and new improv jams. So sit back, relax, and Piss-n-ator!</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 August 2005 23:10:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050831.mp3" length="13163144" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050831.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: CHANCE. Welcome to another great show. This time we have changed stuff around a little. We are giving you more music, timely beaver humor, and new improv jams. So sit back, relax, and Piss-n-ator!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: CHANCE. Welcome to another great show. This time we have changed stuff around a little. We are giving you more music, timely beaver humor, and new improv jams. So sit back, relax, and Piss-n-ator!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:21:56</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely emily chance jams humor</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Random Dam'dom</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050829.mp3</link><description>music by: NEUTRON DAWN. Talk about the weekend acivites, regarding nothing. Penguins, the Karma Sutra, and spontanous buying impulses on your lunch break and crap.</description><pubDate>Sun, 28 August 2005 21:50:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050829.mp3" length="19038729" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050829.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: NEUTRON DAWN. Talk about the weekend acivites, regarding nothing. Penguins, the Karma Sutra, and spontanous buying impulses on your lunch break and crap.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: NEUTRON DAWN. Talk about the weekend acivites, regarding nothing. Penguins, the Karma Sutra, and spontanous buying impulses on your lunch break and crap.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:31:42</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely emily neutron dawn</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Willy Doesn't Know If He's Coming or Going</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050826.mp3</link><description>music by: NEUTRON DAWN. I would like to congradualate Mabel Chan from Thailand for winning the Where in the World is Willy the Timely Beaver Contest. Thanks to Dave for joining me on this show. It was a bunch of fun. Enjoy.</description><pubDate>Fri, 26 August 2005 23:59:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050826.mp3" length="18550538" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050826.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: NEUTRON DAWN. I would like to congradualate Mabel Chan from Thailand for winning the Where in the World is Willy the Timely Beaver Contest. Thanks to Dave for joining me on this show. It was a bunch of fun. Enjoy.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: NEUTRON DAWN. I would like to congradualate Mabel Chan from Thailand for winning the Where in the World is Willy the Timely Beaver Contest. Thanks to Dave for joining me on this show. It was a bunch of fun. Enjoy.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:30:53</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely contest winner bush sucks</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttbcontest.mp3</link><description>Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver</description><pubDate>Sat, 21 August 2005 1:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttbcontest.mp3" length="1023446" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttbcontest.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:40</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Surfs Up and Pants Are Down</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050820.mp3</link><description>Round table discussion about surfing and daily surf issues. Topics also include beater boards, kitty pools in dorm rooms, and way to much information about stories from back in the day.</description><pubDate>Sat, 20 August 2005 1:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050820.mp3" length="16436944" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050820.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Round table discussion about surfing and daily surf issues. Topics also include beater boards, kitty pools in dorm rooms, and way to much information about stories from back in the day.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Round table discussion about surfing and daily surf issues. Topics also include beater boards, kitty pools in dorm rooms, and way to much information about stories from back in the day.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:21</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely surfing contest aaron dave</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Stick This In Your Ears</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050816.mp3</link><description>music by: TED. Why have you forsaken me iTunes? Feeling inspired by another month of not being listed in iTunes I present you with my own tunes in protest. So dig it or dig yourself out.</description><pubDate>Tue, 16 August 2005 9:13:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050816.mp3" length="8171932" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050816.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: TED. Why have you forsaken me iTunes? Feeling inspired by another month of not being listed in iTunes I present you with my own tunes in protest. So dig it or dig yourself out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: TED. Why have you forsaken me iTunes? Feeling inspired by another month of not being listed in iTunes I present you with my own tunes in protest. So dig it or dig yourself out.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:08:29</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely iTunes jams ted</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Drinking Down the Rapids</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050815.mp3</link><description>music by: THE POSER BAND. A short story of doing time in Eugene, Oregon in a band with no name. Along with weekend stories of shooting the rapids and camping. How much more adventure can you pack into a weekend?</description><pubDate>Mon, 15 August 2005 23:01:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050815.mp3" length="13738438" type="audio/mp3" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050815.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE POSER BAND. A short story of doing time in Eugene, Oregon in a band with no name. Along with weekend stories of shooting the rapids and camping. How much more adventure can you pack into a weekend?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE POSER BAND. A short story of doing time in Eugene, Oregon in a band with no name. Along with weekend stories of shooting the rapids and camping. How much more adventure can you pack into a weekend?</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:22:52</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely iTunes jams ted</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Sushi Sue</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050811.mp3</link><description>I Love You Meg White! Getting off the MAX light rail to eat some sushi. While eating I reminisce about the White Stripes show from the previous night before along with future plans and something fun for everyone. Listening in is highly recommended.</description><pubDate>Thu, 11 August 2005 21:00:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050811.mp3" length="9978193" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050811.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I Love You Meg White! Getting off the MAX light rail to eat some sushi. While eating I reminisce about the White Stripes show from the previous night before along with future plans and something fun for everyone. Listening in is highly recommended.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I Love You Meg White! Getting off the MAX light rail to eat some sushi. While eating I reminisce about the White Stripes show from the previous night before along with future plans and something fun for everyone. Listening in is highly recommended.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:16:36</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely white stripes sushi</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Jams from 90's Day</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050809.mp3</link><description>music by: Dave, Rick, and Ted also music by: The Hi-Fives - All sorts of stuff. The White Stripes tomorrow, jams from the day and so so so much more.</description><pubDate>Tue, 09 August 2005 23:59:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050809.mp3" length="23306897" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050809.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: Dave, Rick, and Ted also music by: The Hi-Fives - All sorts of stuff. The White Stripes tomorrow, jams from the day and so so so much more.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: Dave, Rick, and Ted also music by: The Hi-Fives - All sorts of stuff. The White Stripes tomorrow, jams from the day and so so so much more.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:43:48</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Aristoclackaus River</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050807.mp3</link><description>music by: MIKE &amp; TED : Swimming in the Clackamus River along with a preview of the Aristocrates, Texas Hold 'em, and Skateboard Bowling. Now to sleep in my own bed. Good night.</description><pubDate>Sun, 07 August 2005 3:01:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050807.mp3" length="12633203" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050807.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: MIKE &amp; TED : Swimming in the Clackamus River along with a preview of the Aristocrates, Texas Hold 'em, and Skateboard Bowling. Now to sleep in my own bed. Good night.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: MIKE &amp; TED : Swimming in the Clackamus River along with a preview of the Aristocrates, Texas Hold 'em, and Skateboard Bowling. Now to sleep in my own bed. Good night.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:21:01</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Cardinal Birthday Rules</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050804.mp3</link><description>music by: THE BOMBHAPPIES : Happy birthday Aaron. I hope you enoyed your special day. Portland has a heat wave. Testing studio shit and more but can you honestly get enough vag juice?</description><pubDate>Thu, 04 August 2005 21:05:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050804.mp3" length="12772001" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050804.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE BOMBHAPPIES : Happy birthday Aaron. I hope you enoyed your special day. Portland has a heat wave. Testing studio shit and more but can you honestly get enough vag juice?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE BOMBHAPPIES : Happy birthday Aaron. I hope you enoyed your special day. Portland has a heat wave. Testing studio shit and more but can you honestly get enough vag juice?</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:21:20</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The California to Oregon Connection</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050801.mp3</link><description>Just a recap of the beautiful weather we are having in Portland, Oregon. Along with other car trouble events. Plus some great music including a jam only three hours old. Now I'm hitting the pool!</description><pubDate>Mon, 01 August 2005 01:50:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050801.mp3" length="11018287" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050801.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just a recap of the beautiful weather we are having in Portland, Oregon. Along with other car trouble events. Plus some great music including a jam only three hours old. Now I'm hitting the pool!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Just a recap of the beautiful weather we are having in Portland, Oregon. Along with other car trouble events. Plus some great music including a jam only three hours old. Now I'm hitting the pool!n</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:20</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Portland's Late Night Ride - part 2</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050729.mp3</link><description>The Brew Fest Conclusion</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 July 2005 9:32:00 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050729.mp3" length="4810421" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050729.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Brew Fest Conclusion</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The Brew Fest Conclusion</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:07:59</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely conclusion party brew talk</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Portland's Late Night Ride - part 1</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050728.mp3</link><description>How not to pick up chicks</description><pubDate>Thu, 28 July 2005 23:44:32 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050728.mp3" length="1533584" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050728.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How not to pick up chicks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>How not to pick up chicks</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:02:31</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely max train chicks pick up</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Reformat Show</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050726.mp3</link><description>music by: DAN, MIKE, TED also music by: NEUTRON DAWN - After much anticipation Dan visits the set of the Timely Beaver. This show includes words for wisdom from Vince Lee and Meg. Plus, Willy the timely beaver hops a train for some adventure. Now put your hands together for the twisted love ballads of Reesie Swanyo!</description><pubDate>Tue, 26 July 2005 23:44:32 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050726.mp3" length="19830001" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050726.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: DAN, MIKE,TED also music by: NEUTRON DAWN - After much anticipation Dan visits the set of the Timely Beaver. This show includes words for wisdom from Vince Lee and Meg. Plus, Willy the timely beaver hops a train for some adventure. Now put your hands together for the twisted love ballads of Reesie Swanyo!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: DAN, MIKE, TED also music by: NEUTRON DAWN - After much anticipation Dan visits the set of the Timely Beaver. This show includes words for wisdom from Vince Lee and Meg. Plus, Willy the timely beaver hops a train for some adventure. Now put your hands together for the twisted love ballads of Reesie Swanyo!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:02</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely reformat show neutron dawn vince lee meg</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Drunk Dialing with Mike</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050720.mp3</link><description>Drunk Dialing</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 July 2005 20:12:11 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050720.mp3" length="625489" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050720.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Drunk Dialing (206) 222-BEAV</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Drunk Dialing (206) 222-2328</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:10</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely amadan independence music podcasts drunk dialing</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Musical Independence</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050717.mp3</link><description>music by: AMADAN - We explore what musical independence is in all its facets (not really). Including an interview with the band Amadan from Corvallis, Oregon, Meg's advice, Vince Lee's rock wisdom and much more. Ohhh, I can't wait.</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 July 2005 22:35:11 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050717.mp3" length="19978347" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050717.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: AMADAN - We explore what musical independence is in all its facets (not really). Including an interview with the band Amadan from Corvallis, Oregon, Meg's advice, Vince Lee's rock wisdom and much more. Ohhh, I can't wait.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: AMADAN - We explore what musical independence is in all its facets (not really). Including an interview with the band Amadan from Corvallis, Oregon, Meg's advice, Vince Lee's rock wisdom and much more. Ohhh, I can't wait.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:16</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely amadan independence music podcasts</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Mike's Voice Memo Minute</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050713.mp3</link><description>Podcasts I Like to Listen to</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 July 2005 01:11:11 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050713.mp3" length="625489" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050713.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Podcasts I Like to Listen to</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Podcasts I Like to Listen to</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy beaver timely voice memo minute podcasts</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Cave of Lost Inhibitions</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050711.mp3</link><description>music by: THE KINDRED - This week we talk about Willy the Timely Beaver and his adventures while in California. Along with fan letters and an ode to boobs. Plus a little secret something... and no it's not your vacuum.</description><pubDate>Mon, 11 July 2005 21:55:32 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050711.mp3" length="18758298" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050711.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: THE KINDRED - This week we talk about Willy the Timely Beaver and his adventures while in California. Along with fan letters and an ode to boobs. Plus a little secret something... and no it's not your vacuum.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: THE KINDRED - This week we talk about Willy the Timely Beaver and his adventures while in California. Along with fan letters and an ode to boobs. Plus a little secret something... and no it's not your vacuum.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:31:14</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cave lost inhibitions kindred willy beaver timely california vacuum</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The Independence Day Show</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050705.mp3</link><description>music by: SAM CASTLE - Willy the Timely Beaver gets patriotic and marches on Washington for beaver rights. It's about freedom for one and all, including Pit Stain Jim, our American Flag, and Meg's list.</description><pubDate>Tue, 05 July 2005 19:24:41 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050705.mp3" length="15783682" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050705.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: SAM CASTLE - Willy the Timely Beaver gets patriotic and marches on Washington for beaver rights. It's about freedom for one and all, including Pit Stain Jim, our American Flag, and Meg's list.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: SAM CASTLE - Willy the Timely Beaver gets patriotic and marches on Washington for beaver rights. It's about freedom for one and all, including Pit Stain Jim, our American Flag, and Meg's list.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:26:09</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy timely beaver sam castle independence american flag pit stain jim</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Hit D'at Wolf</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050627.mp3</link><description>music by: MICROCOSM - A cat goes meow, a wolf goes wooooooh, a beaver goes nah nah na nah, Vince Lee goes staggering out of the bar and pees in the bushes.</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 June 2005 19:24:41 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050627.mp3" length="15783682" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050627.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: MICROCOSM - A cat goes meow, a wolf goes wooooooh, a beaver goes nah nah na nah, Vince Lee goes staggering out of the bar and pees in the bushes.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: MICROCOSM - A cat goes meow, a wolf goes wooooooh, a beaver goes nah nah na nah, Vince Lee goes staggering out of the bar and pees in the bushes.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:26:16</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy timely beaver microcosm wolf vince lee</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Mike's Voice Memo Minute</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050622.mp3</link><description>Work Etiquette</description><pubDate>Wed, 22 June 2005 21:53:09 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050622.mp3" length="993176" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050622.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Work Etiquette</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Work Etiquette</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:01:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy timely beaver mike voice memo minute work etiquette</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Getaway Beaver</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050620.mp3</link><description>music by: BLEI - Pub crawling in search of pit stains, a car wash, and a darn recipe found on the internet. Damn it, what was that secret ingredient? To the Mullet Bullet!</description><pubDate>Mon, 20 June 2005 22:01:09 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050620.mp3" length="16698874" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050620.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: BLEI - Pub crawling in search of pit stains, a car wash, and a darn recipe found on the internet. Damn it, what was that secret ingredient? To the Mullet Bullet!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: BLEI - Pub crawling in search of pit stains, a car wash, and a darn recipe found on the internet. Damn it, what was that secret ingredient? To the Mullet Bullet!</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:48</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy timely beaver blei pit stain jim mullet bullet</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>My Neighbor's Willy, I Covet</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050612.mp3</link><description>music by: BLACK TIGER - Break up, break down, and watch out for Grants Pass. Be sure not to trade industrial paper cutters for laptops. If, you don't follow, then just listen.</description><pubDate>Sun, 12 June 2005 14:33:52 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050612.mp3" length="15228656" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050612.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: BLACK TIGER - Break up, break down, and watch out for Grants Pass. Be sure not to trade industrial paper cutters for laptops. If, you don't follow, then just listen.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: BLACK TIGER - Break up, break down, and watch out for Grants Pass. Be sure not to trade industrial paper cutters for laptops. If, you don't follow, then just listen.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:21</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy timely beaver black tiger meg</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Willy's out of the Womb</title><link>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050606.mp3</link><description>music by: BEEKER - The First Show, The birth of Willy and his first visit to a strip club, and much more that can't be explained. You will just have to listen in to find out.</description><pubDate>Mon, 6 June 2005 22:12:32 PST</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050606.mp3" length="23250991" type="audio/mpeg" /><guid>http://www.timelybeaver.com/audio/ttb050606.mp3</guid><category>Comedy</category><category>Music</category><itunes:author>timelybeaver.com</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>music by: BEEKER - The First Show, The birth of Willy and his first visit to a strip club, and much more that can't be explained. You will just have to listen in to find out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>music by: BEEKER - The First Show, The birth of Willy and his first visit to a strip club, and much more that can't be explained. You will just have to listen in to find out.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Music"></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:25:21</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>willy timely beaver beeker clones insecure strip club</itunes:keywords></item></channel></rss>
